Never mind Where's Wally? He's easy to spot these days. Where's Boris? I just missed out on the Great Plague of London but my Mum told me that the city was abandoned then by the rich and powerful. King Charles II ran away to Salisbury and then to Oxford while it was possible for others to buy licences to pass through the cordon around the city.Now we have Boris at Chequers. OK, he has had a very nasty illness and he has a new child (the fifty-fifth is that?). Robert Jenrick went off to Herefordshire, Charlie-boy is at Balmoral, while Catharine Calderwood went to Earlsferry. These are of course all very good examples of "common sense".It seems that Demonic Cummings will be in even more hot water today if it is confirmed that he made more than one journey from London to Durham. It may be that he also managed to squeeze in at least one visit to local beauty spots. The special adviser will need some very special advice.Meanwhile, in a block of flats somewhere in Brentford ......
Jim Storrar ● 2301d